apparently anons tell me dirty things about them
ahaha this sounds like fun
as i was posting this i suddenly got 4 anons ok then
i might not publish all of them but omg yes please…
I will totally publish anything that comes in my ask that goes along with this.
I’ll keep it private unless you tell me you want me to publish it.
Don’t you want to tell me uncomfortable things about you?
If you were to study Andrew Volpe’s genetic makeup closely, you’d start hallucinating and find that the chart of his genetic code actually forms the image of a sparkly unicorn drinking from a pool filled with the tears of his enemies.
If he has any enemies. (He doesn’t really.)
Which then would make you go mad from the revelation that there is simply no opposing his reign.
I have no idea what I just typed.